1 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:06,049 It's nice your dad's trusting usto handle shipment day alone. 2 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:08,269 My dad's trying to finda new business venture, 3 00:00:08,312 --> 00:00:11,054 so gonna be moreresponsibility coming our way. 4 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:12,099 A promotion, a parking spot, 5 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,101 control over the bathroom code -- 6 00:00:14,144 --> 00:00:15,450 69-69. 7 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,234 Both: Yeahhh. 8 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:20,107 Your uncle's birthday --June 9, 1969. 9 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:23,414 Ooh, shipment day! 10 00:00:23,458 --> 00:00:25,721 What bounty has Lady Cattleman'sbeen blessed with? 11 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:28,898 What are all these? Walnuts? 12 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:29,768 Brazil nuts? 13 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:30,682 Deez nuts? 14 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:31,988 Delivery man: They're chestnuts. 15 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:34,730 And how would you know what a chestnut looks like? 16 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:37,254 Because I am one. 17 00:00:42,999 --> 00:00:44,435 Matthew Chestnut. 18 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,442 Eddie, who the "H" is this guy? 19 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:53,749 He used to be Dad'sright-hand man until he bailed 20 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,317 to go manage somerestaurant vendors at Dollywood. 21 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,145 Dollywood? There should be a Rebawood. 22 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,973 Louis, I made a mistake when I left. 23 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:02,888 You're gol-dang rightyou did. 24 00:01:02,932 --> 00:01:04,238 I know how bad it must've hurt. 25 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:05,761 It hurt me, too. 26 00:01:05,804 --> 00:01:08,503 But I want to come back... if you'll let me. 27 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:12,115 Matthew,after that selfish, foul, 28 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,465 disrespectful move you pulled, 29 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:17,033 there's no way I can even thinkof taking you back. 30 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:28,218 ...until we catch upover some cold ones, partner. 31 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:30,786 Oh, man! 32 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,004 Ah! 33 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,354 Ah.Best shipment day ever! 34 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,182 Oh, uh, speaking of, I had to move 35 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:36,183 some crates of onions to the parking lot 36 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:37,358 to do my clever nut bit. 37 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,576 Oh. You heard your new manager, boys. 38 00:01:38,620 --> 00:01:40,317 Go get those onions outta the sun. 39 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:43,494 Yeah. Wouldn't want them to turn into sun-ions. 40 00:01:43,538 --> 00:01:45,148 Oh, God,it's good to have you back. 41 00:01:45,192 --> 00:01:46,149 Great to be back. 42 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,151 Goodbye, promotion. 43 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,545 "Dear diary, today sucked again." 44 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:54,810 --Captions by VITAC-- 45 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,028 ♪ Fresh off the boat 46 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:57,639 ♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪ 47 00:01:57,682 --> 00:02:00,032 ♪ If you don't know, homey, now you know ♪ 48 00:02:00,076 --> 00:02:01,425 ♪ Fresh off the boat 49 00:02:01,469 --> 00:02:03,601 ♪ Homey, you don't know where I come from ♪ 50 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,212 ♪ But I know where I'm goin' 51 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,910 ♪ I'm fresh off the boat 52 00:02:09,346 --> 00:02:13,045 Well, Chestnut's back, and it sucks. 53 00:02:13,089 --> 00:02:14,221 Please sit down. 54 00:02:14,264 --> 00:02:17,180 I would love to hear about your problems. 55 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:18,442 Wait. What's happening? 56 00:02:18,486 --> 00:02:19,748 I'm LIEing. Nice. 57 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:22,011 Hey, everyone, I have a funny mom. 58 00:02:22,054 --> 00:02:25,536 No. It's a technique from my Teacher Administration book. 59 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:29,323 Listen, Identify, Encourage -- LIE. 60 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,411 I'm not surehow any of that's gonna help 61 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:31,542 with Chestnut coming back to Cattleman's. 62 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:33,327 Listening -- you have a problem. 63 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:35,416 He's back one dayand already bossing us around. 64 00:02:35,459 --> 00:02:36,547 Identifying -- you're upset. 65 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,549 And he's makingall these new rules, 66 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:41,117 like "Delivery personnel cannoteat ketchup or mayo packets." 67 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,033 How am I supposed to makeThousand Island in my mouth? 68 00:02:44,076 --> 00:02:45,426 Encouraging -- 69 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:48,080 Chestnut's not a problem. Suck it up. 70 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:51,562 Well, Chestnut's back,and it's awesome. 71 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:54,913 I always liked his wife -- skinny, angry, thrifty. 72 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:57,351 He divorced her.Of course he did. 73 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,004 One woman's trash,another man's treasure. 74 00:02:59,048 --> 00:03:00,615 With him running the show, I can finally focus 75 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,356 on finding the next chapterof my life. 76 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,358 Now, I know I've trieda lot of stuff, 77 00:03:04,401 --> 00:03:06,273 and this is going toseem silly, 78 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:08,449 but I think I've foundmy next thing -- 79 00:03:08,492 --> 00:03:09,450 gardening. 80 00:03:09,493 --> 00:03:11,147 Oh, I think that's a great idea. 81 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,366 Really? 82 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,019 I thought you were going to say "Oh, hell no," 83 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,370 or "A gardeneris a hobo wearing gloves," 84 00:03:16,413 --> 00:03:18,285 or "Cucumbersattract pedophiles." 85 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,461 I am fun, but no, I'm actually glad 86 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:22,376 you found something to be passionate about, 87 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,291 and I want to support you. 88 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,162 Wait. Is this another oneof your schoolbook techniques? 89 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,511 Are you LIEing again? No. 90 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,165 I just know how much you've struggled 91 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,949 to commit to your next big thing. 92 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,951 If you want to garden, then garden. 93 00:03:32,995 --> 00:03:36,390 I 100% support whatever you choose to do, 94 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:39,306 as long as you 100% support yourself. 95 00:03:39,349 --> 00:03:42,439 Wow. I really appreciateyou having my back on this. 96 00:03:42,483 --> 00:03:45,181 But if you're gonna do it, do it the Louis way. 97 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,313 I have a way? 98 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:47,966 I didn't know I had a way. 99 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:49,533 Well, you like helping people. 100 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:52,406 So instead of vegetables in the backyard, 101 00:03:52,449 --> 00:03:54,277 maybe you start a community garden. 102 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,845 That's actually... a great idea. 103 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,629 One small request. 104 00:03:58,673 --> 00:03:59,717 No cucumbers? 105 00:03:59,761 --> 00:04:02,154 Pedophile candy. 106 00:04:05,462 --> 00:04:07,116 Can you believe that women's pants 107 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:08,378 don't havelength measurements? 108 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:09,945 What are they,all the same height? 109 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:10,946 Sexism! 110 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,382 Uh-huh. 111 00:04:12,426 --> 00:04:14,776 And why are you readingthis book about V-word speeches? 112 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,212 So I can identify with women 113 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,474 to be more believablein the school play 114 00:04:17,518 --> 00:04:18,562 as Lady Macbeth. 115 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:20,303 You got a problem with that, Mr. Man? 116 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,959 Boys, I'm glad you're home. 117 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:26,875 I have a small babysitting favorto ask you. 118 00:04:26,918 --> 00:04:28,093 We'd love to watch your girls, 119 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,573 get all thatprecious baby time in 120 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:30,879 before their breath turns. 121 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:33,316 No, not them. Marvin. 122 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,928 Sure, but if you want us to takehim on walks, that's extra. 123 00:04:36,972 --> 00:04:39,583 I love him, but now that he's retired, 124 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,019 he is home all the time, 125 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,543 and it can be a little much. 126 00:04:42,586 --> 00:04:43,892 Well, I think it's great 127 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,328 you're not conformingto the traditional maternal role 128 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:46,677 that society thrustsupon women 129 00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,462 and are actively choosingto vacation 130 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,593 from the domestic sphere. 131 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:51,900 Uh, okay. 132 00:04:51,943 --> 00:04:54,163 W-- So, you'll watch him for the day? 133 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:56,252 He wants to take you out for a ride on his new boat. 134 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,949 A boat ride with Uncle Marvin? 135 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,124 Heck to the yes. 136 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,388 I'm gonna slip-test my new docksiders. 137 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:04,478 Louis: So, while we all laughed 138 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:06,523 when rubber snakes came out of the fire extinguisher, 139 00:05:06,567 --> 00:05:08,264 don't do it again. 140 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,222 I know I'm scolding myself. 141 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,789 Owning his own mistakes -- sign of a good leader. 142 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:13,487 We're gonnahave to send a rescue team 143 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,489 to get this guyoutta your dad's ass. 144 00:05:15,532 --> 00:05:16,577 Don't worry. We got this. 145 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:18,361 Hey, boss, quick pitch. 146 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,710 What about a suggestion box? 147 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:21,364 That way, employees can safely share their ideas 148 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:22,583 on how to run the restaurant, 149 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,498 like a bulletin board for swapping shifts 150 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,717 or take-home mints at the host stand. 151 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,502 Or well-defined department boundaries, 152 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:31,156 with particular focus on newly rehired managers 153 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,419 who may not realize things have been working 154 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:34,072 just fine for the past year and a half! 155 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,509 Reel it in, dude. 156 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,598 Hmm. Suggestion box. That's a good idea. 157 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:39,251 You know, back at D-wood, 158 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,428 Dolly used to say she didn't need a suggestion box 159 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:42,994 'cause she walked around with two big ones. 160 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,476 Her left ear and her right ear. 161 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,390 Oh. Ears. 162 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:49,827 Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking. 163 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:50,959 Matty's right. 164 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,439 We don't need a suggestion box. 165 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:53,440 Alright, team, great meeting. 166 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,529 If anything comes up, take it to The Nut. 167 00:05:55,572 --> 00:05:57,835 I gotta get home and crank on my garden. 168 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:58,967 Whoa! Garden? 169 00:05:59,010 --> 00:06:00,664 Yeah. Gonna need to hear all about that. 170 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,275 I do have a great manure mixture, if you need one.Hmm. 171 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:04,973 Well, looks like we're stuck with this doofus. 172 00:06:05,016 --> 00:06:07,105 He's gotthat divorced-man energy. 173 00:06:07,149 --> 00:06:08,803 We can't compete. 174 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,067 Marvin: So,then the Italian says, 175 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:13,460 "I didn't reportmy credit card stolen 176 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,592 because the thief spends less than my wife." 177 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,381 You got your sea legsthere yet, Emery? 178 00:06:22,904 --> 00:06:24,471 It's not the boat. 179 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,473 It's these jokes that are promoting 180 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:29,563 grotesque and insensitive -- 181 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,349 I'm also a little seasick. 182 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,132 What'd he say? 183 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,789 I just want to catch a big, tasty one, 184 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,096 have Honey whip up some fish tacos. 185 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,445 I tell you, that woman is a savant 186 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,447 when it comes to cabrilla and cabbage. 187 00:06:45,709 --> 00:06:48,059 My girlfriend, Sicily,microwaves a mean fish stick. 188 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,104 They should meet. 189 00:06:49,147 --> 00:06:50,888 Wait a minute. 190 00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:52,150 Are you both implying 191 00:06:52,194 --> 00:06:55,110 it's the man's job to bring home the bacon 192 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,068 and the woman's role to cook it? 193 00:06:57,112 --> 00:06:58,330 Huh? Bacon? 194 00:06:58,374 --> 00:07:00,115 What? 195 00:07:00,158 --> 00:07:03,510 No. Honey handles allthe groceries in our household. 196 00:07:03,553 --> 00:07:05,294 I just want to catch a fish big enough 197 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:06,469 that can eat a license plate. 198 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,166 Mm. 199 00:07:09,864 --> 00:07:11,648 Oh, come on, Emery. 200 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:12,910 You gotta man up. 201 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,260 Yeah, Emery, grow a pair! 202 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,745 Honey wrote a biography? 203 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:23,704 What could be in there? She does nothing. 204 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:24,966 No. It's Dolly Parton. 205 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:27,534 I've accepted the factthat Chestnut's here to stay, 206 00:07:27,577 --> 00:07:28,709 so I'm getting aheadof all the sweet sayings 207 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:30,188 I'll be hearing from now on. 208 00:07:30,232 --> 00:07:31,625 Yee-haw. 209 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,322 There was a stretch of time where I was saying 210 00:07:33,365 --> 00:07:34,715 "rootin' tootin'" a lot. 211 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,326 But I wasn't using it the right way. 212 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,936 Morning. 213 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:42,636 Oh. Gardening in a suit, like a rich man. 214 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:43,767 I like it. 215 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:45,552 No. I'm off the garden.What? 216 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,336 After all that searching, 217 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:49,599 I thought you finally found what you wanted to do. 218 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:51,732 Yeah, and I appreciate you supporting me, 219 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,299 but I talked to Chestnut, and he made me realize 220 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,127 I should just concentrate on the restaurant. 221 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,781 But I thought you were excited 222 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,783 by the idea of the community garden. 223 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,350 Oh, I was, but then Chestnut convinced me 224 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:02,569 I'm better off at Cattleman's. 225 00:08:02,612 --> 00:08:04,658 He left to chase his next big thing at Dollywood, 226 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:07,443 only to learn that the grass wasn't greener. 227 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:08,575 It was blue. 228 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:09,576 Bluegrass. 229 00:08:09,619 --> 00:08:11,186 Music. 230 00:08:11,229 --> 00:08:12,666 Well, you know where the grass is greener? 231 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:14,581 A well-tended garden. 232 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:17,758 Anyway, he's back to supporting me 100%, just like you. 233 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,281 I rootin' tootin' do. 234 00:08:20,456 --> 00:08:22,197 Looks like Chestnut'san el problemo. 235 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,894 What do you know? 236 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:24,982 Spanish I is taking. 237 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:35,993 We all have a common goal, so I suggest we join forces. 238 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:40,432 The enemy of my enemy is my friend. 239 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:41,999 Wait. I'm your enemy? 240 00:08:42,043 --> 00:08:43,044 My new friend. 241 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:44,828 What is this room? 242 00:08:44,872 --> 00:08:46,264 It used to be Grandma's room, 243 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,266 but now it's our War Room, 244 00:08:48,310 --> 00:08:52,706 where we'll strategize on how to get rid of Chestnut. 245 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:53,620 Mom hates Chestnut 246 00:08:53,663 --> 00:08:55,752 because Dad didn't listen to herabout gardening. 247 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:57,188 It's bigger than that. 248 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,626 It took him so long to find his new path. 249 00:08:59,669 --> 00:09:00,714 I don't want him to give up 250 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:03,281 on something he was so excited about. 251 00:09:03,325 --> 00:09:04,848 Can't you just tell himChestnut's dumb? 252 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:05,849 That's something you'd say. 253 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:06,850 No. 254 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,505 I said I would support him 100%. 255 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,725 But he'll never refocus with that idiot in his ear. 256 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,640 Good luck, because Dad and Chestnut 257 00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:16,077 are like a couple of cottontails drunk on sweet tea. 258 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,297 Dern it, why's everything Dolly says so cute? 259 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,386 That's it. 260 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:24,607 Chestnut once left Cattleman's for Dollywood. 261 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:26,478 Maybe he'll leave again 262 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,046 if the right offer comes his way. 263 00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:33,703 Who is this old couplesleeping? 264 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:34,835 His parents. 265 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:36,488 If things get hairy, he needs to know 266 00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:39,535 the elder Nuts are within our reach. 267 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,409 Jane Austensure can spin a yarn.Emery: Right? 268 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:45,715 And as a female author, 269 00:09:45,759 --> 00:09:47,064 she had to fight the double standard. 270 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,631 And look at thosebeautiful blue peepers. 271 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,763 What a dish. 272 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,547 Rowr. 273 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,288 What's gotten into you? 274 00:09:53,331 --> 00:09:56,334 You've been speaking likea 1945 radio show all afternoon. 275 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:57,901 What are you talking about, baby doll? 276 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,555 "Baby doll"? "Man up"? 277 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,123 Earlier today, you commented on the weather lady's "gams." 278 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,690 Oh, please. 279 00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,692 You read one bookwith the V-word in the title, 280 00:10:05,735 --> 00:10:07,911 and you're gonna lecture me on feminism? 281 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,086 I support women. 282 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,698 I literally decorated my roomwith one -- 283 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,830 Brandi Chastain. 284 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,876 You only have that because you got the tingles 285 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,138 when she ripped her shirt off. 286 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,356 Objectifier! 287 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,837 Everything'sa daytime drama with you. 288 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,317 Oh, yeah? 289 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,797 If you really don't think it's a problem, 290 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:25,886 why don't we call Sicily, comment on her "gams"? 291 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,062 No, no, no, no, no, no!God, no! 292 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,846 Maybe you're right. 293 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,021 I guess when I'm around Marvin, 294 00:10:31,065 --> 00:10:32,849 all that stuffjust comes out of me. 295 00:10:32,893 --> 00:10:35,373 But I don't wanna stophanging out with him. 296 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:38,028 Then we just have to change him.Tall order. 297 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,074 We're talking about a guy whostill calls Germany "Prussia." 298 00:10:40,117 --> 00:10:41,641 Hmm. 299 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:48,473 Hey, Lou, where do you think this little guy's paddling to? 300 00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:50,954 I like to thinkhe's headed upriver to Canada 301 00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:51,912 to avoid the war. 302 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,740 Ah, the Great Squirrel War. 303 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:55,263 I love the way you think. 304 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,265 Louis. 305 00:10:57,308 --> 00:10:58,266 Nut Man. 306 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,354 M'Cattlelady. 307 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,835 Uh, no. Okay. 308 00:11:01,878 --> 00:11:02,749 Jessica, what are you doing here? 309 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,489 I'm here to support you 310 00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,708 since you're fully committed 311 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,492 to staying exactly where you are. 312 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:08,493 That's so sweet. 313 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,756 If Matthew doesn't mind, 314 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:10,931 I would love to see this new griddle 315 00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,193 you've been talking about. 316 00:11:12,236 --> 00:11:13,542 Oh, yeah, I could show you -- 317 00:11:13,585 --> 00:11:15,283 No. You stay here. 318 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,806 If you're looking for something to do, 319 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,720 you should keep an eye 320 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:19,896 on those suspicious-looking boysin the corner. 321 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,942 Curtains up. We're on. 322 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:29,210 Oh, no. He's coming. Hide the papers. 323 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,298 What do you got there, boys? 324 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:31,995 God, you're so good.You got us. 325 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,215 If we tell you, you promiseto keep it a secret? 326 00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,869 I am a chestnut 327 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,566 that doesn't crack. 328 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,915 It's an application for a manager position 329 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,351 at a new Tony Roma's. 330 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,788 We want to apply, 331 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,138 but we're not sure if weshould leave Cattleman's. 332 00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,444 It's located at Seaside and 4th. 333 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:49,230 That is aquarium-adjacent. 334 00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:51,014 Lotta happy, hungry families. 335 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,234 Twice the pay, too. Full dental. 336 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,931 Certainly interesting. 337 00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,368 Um, who is the regional manager? 338 00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,154 Uh...Donny Worthington. 339 00:12:00,197 --> 00:12:02,025 Big believer in upward mobility. 340 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:02,896 Great golfer. 341 00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,811 They arefranchising quickly. 342 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:08,336 Fun suspenders, great ribs --St. Louis andMemphis style. 343 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,990 It's an ambitious menu. 344 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:10,904 Uh, Donny Worthington,you say? 345 00:12:11,948 --> 00:12:12,819 Thank you, boys. 346 00:12:12,862 --> 00:12:14,908 He totally bought it. 347 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:16,779 Tell me everything, 348 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:19,173 because I was so in character, I remember nothing. 349 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,044 You were playing yourself. 350 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:22,785 I thought I was playing you. 351 00:12:25,875 --> 00:12:27,790 I appreciate your concern, 352 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,445 but I treat galswith class and respect. 353 00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,794 I'm just froma different generation. 354 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:34,057 That's all. We know you are. 355 00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,624 We just want to make sure you don't offend anybody. 356 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:39,584 Hey, guys, I was an outdoorboot model for five years, 357 00:12:39,628 --> 00:12:42,370 so I think I've earned the rightto say "Grow some balls" 358 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,240 if I want. 359 00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,720 Balls! 360 00:12:46,113 --> 00:12:47,723 Bikini? 361 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,682 Training her early to be focusedon having a hot summer bod? 362 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:53,947 Wow, a real digital clock for the stove. Mnh. 363 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,601 Someone won't be burning the roast when husband comes home. 364 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:57,646 Dirty dog. 365 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:58,821 You guys are right. 366 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,475 I have to learn some of this new stuff 367 00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,477 so I can be a more sensitive father. 368 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:04,827 Teach me. 369 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,657 A father and son are in a car accident 370 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,963 and are sent to separate hospitals. Mm. 371 00:13:10,006 --> 00:13:11,878 When the boy is taken in for operation, 372 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,401 the doctor says... 373 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,055 "I can't operatebecause he's my son." 374 00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:15,882 How's that possible? 375 00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,276 It's the boy's mother. 376 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,451 The doctor's a woman. 377 00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,540 But then who's the nurse? 378 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:27,110 What's an appropriate comment for the man to make? 379 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,853 Trick question. He shouldn't say anything. 380 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,550 And he should keep his eyes above the deck guns. 381 00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,291 -Come on, man. 382 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:41,429 Oh. 383 00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:42,909 Oh, thank you. 384 00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,302 Uh, I know. 385 00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:47,696 Give me a construction hat and teach me to whistle. 386 00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:48,915 I failed. 387 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,004 No. Open the door for any woman you want, 388 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,962 as long as you don't treat her like she's helpless. 389 00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:55,138 The fact that you're thinkingabout this is a win. 390 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,010 Hey, back to that doctor joke -- 391 00:13:57,053 --> 00:14:00,143 are you sure it's not two gay dads? 392 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:06,019 I'd like to raise a glass of powdered lemonade 393 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:08,238 to new friends and bonds that can never be broken. 394 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,326 That's enough. 395 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,111 Chestnut was droolingover that fake job. 396 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:12,895 I bet he's telling Dadhe's quitting right now. 397 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,289 Then Louis will see him as the opportunistic weed 398 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,117 in his garden of dreams. 399 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,075 Whoa. Next time, you're toasting. 400 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:22,600 Louis: I had an interesting conversation 401 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:23,819 with Chestnut today. 402 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,255 Just when you think you can trust people... 403 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,691 Oh, don't be upset. 404 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,519 How could you knowhe'd abandon you again? 405 00:14:28,563 --> 00:14:31,174 He didn't do anything wrong. 406 00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,610 The boys tried to trick him into quitting. 407 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,178 A new steakhouse? 408 00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,179 Managed by... 409 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:38,181 Donny Worthington? 410 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,358 I'm sorry, Ma. I panicked. 411 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,577 I almost said "Dolly Parton" 412 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,013 because that's the bookI'm reading. 413 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:45,972 In rehearsals, you never askedfor a manager's name. 414 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,625 Wait. 415 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,062 You're involved in this? 416 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:50,324 I should've known once you showed up 417 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,065 suddenly interested in Cattleman's. 418 00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,937 Hey, don't confuse yourmild frustration with the boys 419 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,635 with my enthusiasmover your new griddle. 420 00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,812 All those knobs -- very cool. 421 00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:03,032 Oh, thanks. Your support is greatly appreciated. 422 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,425 That's how ILIE. 423 00:15:05,426 --> 00:15:06,949 Hey, Trent, you wanna go play in my room? 424 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:07,950 Go with it. I'm you. 425 00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:08,951 Let's get out of here. 426 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,735 Go. 427 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,829 Well, I know you havea lot going on, 428 00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:20,006 so I'll go punish the boys. 429 00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,008 You said you'd support me 100%, 430 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,444 and now you're going behind my back? 431 00:15:23,487 --> 00:15:25,620 Well, I thought with Chestnut gone, 432 00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:27,187 you would focuson your passion again. 433 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,972 You were so upsetwhen you didn't have one. 434 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,235 I didn't want you to go back to that. 435 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,368 And you thought giving him a fake application to Tony Roma's 436 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,978 would solve that?He bailed on you once. 437 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:37,762 I thought he would do it again. 438 00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:38,981 He's a name chaser, Louis -- 439 00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,332 Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton... 440 00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,421 Donny Worthington. 441 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,684 The only name Chestnut cares about is Louis Huang. 442 00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:47,816 He didn't come to me to quit. 443 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:48,991 He came with a bunch of ideas 444 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,254 to respond to the new competition. 445 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,603 So those arereal glasses. 446 00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,127 They're not "dumb personplaying smart person" glasses. 447 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,389 Yeah. 448 00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,478 He even took my garden idea and improved it -- 449 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,696 a beer garden. 450 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:00,437 Now we're gonna spend every waking minute 451 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,004 making it the best Asian-owned 452 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,093 Western steakhouse German beer hall 453 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,140 run by an Irishman in Orlando. 454 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,838 You know, it's nice having a partner 455 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,928 who actually supports you 100%. 456 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:22,024 Hey, boys. 457 00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:24,244 Thanks for returning my jar opener in one piece. 458 00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:31,686 Honey, you are a strong,independent woman, 459 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:34,906 and you don't need meto help you open up that jar. 460 00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,604 Aww, sweet pea. I'm glad you feel that way. 461 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:37,474 Yes! 462 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,824 But the jar is stuck, 463 00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,218 so I'm gonna need you to reach into your purse, 464 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,959 find your testicles, and open it. 465 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,265 -Whoa. -Whoa. 466 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,832 All this sexist languagedidn't come from Marvin. 467 00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,530 It was coming from Honey all along? 468 00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:50,748 Come on! 469 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,315 Hike up your prom dress! 470 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,187 What, are you on your period?! 471 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:55,840 Come on! 472 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,283 This beer garden's a nightmare. 473 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,501 Chestnut made us bring steins home 474 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:05,546 to get used to the weight. 475 00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,983 This thing is bottomless. 476 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,333 Like Porky Pig.All he wears is a blazer. 477 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,639 Did Donny put anything in there 478 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,206 about when the teacher makes a mistake? 479 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,990 No.That would've been helpful. 480 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,949 Instead, the wimp diedbefore he got to that chapter. 481 00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,560 If it helps, I'm blaming Trent. 482 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,301 It does help. 483 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,567 Mmm. 484 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:30,136 They taste better when you grow them yourself. 485 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,529 Whoa, Grandma. Those still have stems. 486 00:17:32,573 --> 00:17:34,575 You're growing vegetables now,Jenny? Where? 487 00:17:34,618 --> 00:17:36,881 In Louis' garden. 488 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,796 Louis gave up his garden, thanks to Chestnut. 489 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,971 He left me in charge. 490 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:41,799 I am a boss now. 491 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,367 So he didn'tgive up his garden. 492 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,109 Mmm! 493 00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:49,155 I know nothing about women. 494 00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,550 Don't beat yourself up. 495 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,335 A lot of great men never understood women -- 496 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:58,990 Harvey Milk, Elton John, Freddie Mercury. 497 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:00,688 Turns out I'mthe one who's biased. 498 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,733 I need to take a long lookin the mirror. 499 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:04,126 That's what you always do -- 500 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,259 20 minutes fixing your hair, one air kiss, 501 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,912 and two finger guns. 502 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:09,000 I made an assumption 503 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,002 that all that sexist stuffcame from Marvin 504 00:18:11,046 --> 00:18:12,830 just because he's an older guy. 505 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,789 Oppressor. And a narcissist. 506 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,357 What if I can't turn this off? 507 00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:18,401 What if I'm just someone 508 00:18:18,445 --> 00:18:20,011 that always judges a bookby its cover? 509 00:18:20,055 --> 00:18:22,144 Sometimes you gotta judge a book by its cover. 510 00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:24,581 Or else you never would've bought "The Vagina Monologues" 511 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,279 in the first place. 512 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,541 You're right. 513 00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:30,021 And I never would have learnedsuch valuable lessons. 514 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,546 As long as you're thinking about it, it's a win. 515 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:34,287 Sound familiar? 516 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,375 Wow. 517 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,420 All this time we thoughtwe were babysitting Marvin, 518 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,987 he was babysitting us. 519 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,163 And your feminism's spreading through the house. 520 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:43,992 I saw a V-word book in Eddie's room, too. 521 00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:46,995 But it was a magazine and sealed in plastic. 522 00:18:47,038 --> 00:18:48,257 Hmm. 523 00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,222 Oh, hey, Jessica. 524 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:58,354 Knife to stab you back, 525 00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,356 as in my back... 526 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,445 here at the restaurant, with a knife. 527 00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,230 Are you here to stab me in the back again? 528 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,449 No. There's somethingI have to say to you, 529 00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,016 and it's not going to be easy. 530 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,583 Well, thank you. I appreciate you -- 531 00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,193 Chestnut wasn't the problem.It was you. 532 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,760 That just turned so fast. 533 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,370 Chestnut didn't make you quityour garden. 534 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,198 You did that on your own, 535 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,201 just like you abandoned beinga barber and a tour guide 536 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,420 and a horse photographer. 537 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:22,291 Well, the last one was an allergy thing, 538 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,988 but thanks for bringing up all my failures. 539 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,120 You're welcome. 540 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,339 Failures are what you're good at. 541 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,470 Oh, I love you, too. 542 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,777 And Cattleman's is not a failure. 543 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:31,387 I wasn't talking about Cattleman's. 544 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,084 Cattleman's is great. 545 00:19:33,128 --> 00:19:34,695 Louis, think about it. 546 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,087 You come upwith something great, 547 00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,611 and then, when you get bored, 548 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:38,829 you hand it off 549 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,788 and then you come upwith your next new thing, 550 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:43,269 like when you gave the gardento Grandma. 551 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,663 Well, her wheelchair is perfect for aerating the soil. 552 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,057 Mm-hmm.I was right to support you. 553 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,493 You are a gardener. 554 00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,582 You like to plant seeds -- 555 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:55,063 idea seeds, business seeds. 556 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,327 So I'm a business farmer. 557 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,894 A business consultant. 558 00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,461 You get new ideas off the ground, 559 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,941 and then you move on tothe next thing that excites you. 560 00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:05,465 It's perfect for you. 561 00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:07,031 Well, if I'm going for it, 562 00:20:07,075 --> 00:20:08,250 this is the kind of support I'll need. 563 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:09,295 Well, then that's what you'll get. 564 00:20:09,338 --> 00:20:11,166 And I promise 565 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,256 that Trent will nevergo behind your back again. 566 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,953 Uh, apology accepted. 567 00:20:15,997 --> 00:20:17,955 Maybe you're right. 568 00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,740 If I can turn a condemned strip club 569 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,264 into a salmonella-free family restaurant, 570 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,613 then maybe I canconsult. 571 00:20:23,657 --> 00:20:25,876 You already did it once this week. 572 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,487 I sure did. 573 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,270 What was it? 574 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,490 With your mom. 575 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,361 I thought it was smartto put her in the garden, 576 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,364 start her getting usedto all that dirt. 577 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,725 You know, I hate to admit it. 578 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:49,944 Chestnut's kinda growing on me. 579 00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:52,163 Eddie: Besides a couple of blips, 580 00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,861 Germany hada pretty fun culture. 581 00:20:53,904 --> 00:20:55,428 Guten Tag, mein fraus. 582 00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:58,518 Whoa. How are you carrying that many? 583 00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,780 Oh, I built up my hand strength 584 00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,217 crawling out of your father's ass. 585 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:04,741 You're on, boys. 586 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:08,397 Well, we did wantmore responsibility. 587 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,717 I hate this. 588 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,588 I've never felt prettier.